Was that REALLY necessary?

Well Internet, I had a nice little post all typed up and ready to go. It was cute and oh-so-delightfully snarky, with Kanye and Taylor and celebrity gossip and even a signature.

And then my computer decided it was hungry, so it ate my entry. And because I've been up since 5:30 (which is when I was awakened by a teeny tiny foot to my nose) I'm a little bit tired and cranky and I don't feel like typing the whole thing over again, here is the entry via bullets:

• I used to like Kanye.


• Now I don't, and neither does anyone else on the internet.


• I believe I referred to Taylor Swift as "the Virgin Mary of the music industry" in there somewhere, too.


• My blog will contain celebrity gossip, because it's that or poop and snot.


• But poop and snot will be in there, too! And if you don't want to read about it, that's okay with me! It's not for everyone.


• Poop and snot are not mine, by the way.


• There will be pictures to try to make up for the aforementioned bodily fluids. Cute pictures, like this one: